Aphorisms Love Funny

Aphorisms Love Funny

• Bitter reality is the fact that it's not as high expectations. So do not be too high to hang expectations.

• Greatest traitor is wishful thinking. Hence it is better to give false hope than expectation empty.

• Do not get used to you depends pd others, let alone rely dipohon while eating a banana.

• Do not judge a person from the past. Sometimes, those who had a bad past is able to create a future that worse.

• Sometimes we need solitude to contemplate life, but beware of laughing myself later presumed insane.

• There are times when we become a strong man but there are times when we become a man of strong ass.

• Sweet life, always have a past. Bitter life, always wanted qick into the future.

• Do not stop ' step, especially when crossing alone in a cemetery at night.

• If God has not answered your prayers, be patient, and remember not only you who pray.

• Remember the past as a valuable lesson, if no precious than your past, try to find other people in the past.

• Life that is not balanced it is to live with turmoil.

• Jealous of love, Angry sign dear, if "suspicious" like there will be world war 3.

• Do not look for that perfect person. But find someone who can fix your descendants.

• You are a animal lover huh? Already know him crocodile, still you keep.

• The courtship should like chemistry, not just theory, but there are also practical.

• Experience is the best teacher, but a good teacher is not necessarily experienced.

• courtship: I love you. | LDR: I missed you. | Singles: this who am i, God?

• 3 things that make a person does not like: an empty brain, Nonsense & amp; an empty wallet.

• Finally, the eye can shut after gulping a little liquid insecticide. Nite ..

• Could not sleep because of exhausted watching the ball, then the team who supported defeated, and had no money to pay the rent balls tomorrow morning

• One thing that makes the eye can not be closed, how I can make your girlfriend trust me to take care of you.

• Oh duh cool weve had a boyfriend neighbors, Myspace sleep at your house that: P

• Budi urinating in a public bathroom, since there's no money change, the guard said, sorry mas mas nobody piss the change should go again!

• When i see baby, i remember "TEDDY BEAR DOLL".

          When i see a little girl, I remember "BARBIE DOLL".
          But when i see u, i remember "Panadol"

• I opened it wide thigh, then kujilati with soft and slowly, I bit slowly, then-ants are ants are my ... ... how good his AAACH CHICKEN THIGH

• Failure is success delayed ... lies is honesty delayed

• "Those who squander SMS-mu and use Pulsamu in vain then they lost the Day of billing". (An-Nokia; paragraph 3310).

• I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me not to go to two places. (Henny Youngman)

• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. (A. Whitney Brown)

• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

• I told my wife that a husband is like wine, the older the better. The next day, she locked me in the underground wine storage room.

• Marriage is give and take. The husband should give to his wife, or at any rate he would take it anyway. (Joey Adams)

• If the English language rice is rice, If the English language is a long length So, if the English language is a long grain rice (Longtong)

• Take a look sky as the greatness of god, sea Take a look as a gift of God, and the Lord CURSE Take a look as a mirror.

• Look Saleha wife (Love Lost Pake brassiere) that so Sakinah (Once Taxable Want add) and be a husband who ALERT (Ready to Wear Style Antem Anything).

• Beautiful woman is not a guarantee of our lives fun, especially the ugly.

• If you are a rock thrown by someone, do not throw back at him. Please reply with a smile and throw flowers to him .. But try pot participate thrown.

• The more learned, the more we know, the more we know, the more we forget, the more we forget, the less we know. So why are we busy studying?

• Never fall in love with the whole village, because one alone is troublesome, how about a village .. ??

• First-raft rafting swim to shore ... ail advance, fever-fever then.

• Clothing that is protective fence, fence should protect without blocking the beautiful scenery. I do not drool with treasure or throne ... but I drool if tilted bed.

• Hold back the laughter was not healthy. Laughter will come down and wet your pants. - P. Valery.

• Unfortunately ... this morning I could not eat because you missed, noon nor eat at the thought of you, and that night I could not sleep because of hunger.

• Want hearts hold the mountain, but what the neighbor's power.

• Failure is success delayed ... lies is honesty delayed.

• The wise man is not married, after they were married there and wise grows wise here.

• Silence is golden, golden yellow, yellow tai, so quietly cepirit.

• The best way to realize your dreams are waking up from sleep. - P. Valery.

• Money is not everything ... There's Mastercard and Visa.

• Love your neighbor, but do not get caught.

• In healthy ass, there is a strong fart

• Most British people, do not know 'Thank You', they him 'thank you'

2. 150% people in the world do not know if it's just up to 100 percent.

3. Elephant dies leaving ivory, tiger stripes dead leaves, dead man leave debt.

4. as clever-clever squirrel jumps definitely in satay too.

5. Less talk, more work, a little work could not speak.


6. We should love animals, they taste delicious.


7. Behind every successful man there is a great woman, behind every successful man is not
sometimes there are two or more women.

8. Love is photogenic, he requires a dark place to thrive.


9. The future depends on your dreams, then go to bed now.


10. Women's beautiful is not a guarantee of our lives fun, especially the ugly.


11. Love your neighbor, it is the grass is greener.


12. Do not blame yourself if you are ugly, Blame your parents, because it's ugly keturunan.13.
Love does not look cute or ugly, do not believe? Ask it at the ugly.

14. You can not change what you started, but you can change what you want to change.


15. If you want to shine like the sun, first you have to burn it seems.


16. Do not fall for someone because of his face, but for other people interested with elegance parasmu.


17. Dream what you want to dream, because only then you can go to places
where you want to go.


18. When one door of happiness is closed, another door opened. by it do not nail you in the door that has been closed.

19. Best friend is money, because money can bring friends.


20. It takes a minute to assess a person, so as many people as possible appraiser.


21. Happiness lies for those who cry, but it better be happy over the suffering of others of the cry

22. It hurts to love someone who does not love you, and very fun does not love those who love you.


23. The future is bright always depends on the past is forgotten, but the good old days is not easy to forget.


24. Provide throughout your love to someone not guarantee he will return your love, do not give him your love once.


25. Gara gara rotten apples, Damage of milk. Gara gara the beautiful lady, Forget I use pants.

26. any heavy work will be lighter, if we do not do it.


27. If anyone calls you ugly, do not despair, not necessarily the person telling a lie.

28. Beautiful woman not guarantee a happy and enjoyable life, especially unsightly.


29. The lie is that honesty is delayed


30. Money can not buy happiness, but had no money happier than not have.


31. as clever-clever wife keep young, too old eventually.


32. Holding the laughter was not healthy. Laughter will come down and wet your pants.


33. Clothing that is protective fence, fence should protect without blocking the beautiful scenery.

34. In a healthy ass, there is a strong wind.


35. I do not drool with treasure or throne. but I drool if tilted bed.


36. Do not ever fall in love with compatriot, because one alone is troublesome, how about a village?

37. The main thing to look for a husband is to find people who have a personality. Private cars and private homes.


38. True love is a love that does not need a reason, Dingle wrote love without reason.


39. Behind every successful man there is a great woman. behind every successful man paddling there are 2 women.


40. Dream about what I want to dream, be such that you want, because maybe it was just a dream.


41. There are 3 love that will never run out, 1. Love God kpd his people, 2. Love org kpd old son, 3. Cinta Fitri

42. naek later if the motor, you handle me ama yaah, I'm afraid you fall. klo you fall. later I suspected ... not litter!


43. KMU are street corner malu.Wajah kmu blushed glow. By full reluctant kmu give me your hand. Without a doubt saying. Ask the charity.

44. To the same hill climb, headman to make ID cards.

45. Life is sometimes above and sometimes below. sometimes chicken nginjak tai us, sometimes we nginjak tai chicken.

46. beautiful woman not guarantee our lives fun, especially the ugly.

47. The future of the case may be. future it later how so confused.


48. Do not despair, not everyone is a human judge of physical


49. Life is sometimes above and sometimes below. sometimes chicken nginjak tai us, sometimes we nginjak tai chicken.

50. Be yourself your own, if you give thanks ugly your ugliness.


51. The Government will immediately change the color of 3kg gas cylinder so yellow, gray, pink or blue, because the green color is definitely burst by artisan balloon.

52. The positive side of smoking actually a lot: "Among the positive cancer, impotence positive, positive pregnancy and fetal disorders ..."

53. Your eyes so bright and beautiful .. .. tiapku talk .. I heard a melodious voice .. .. always remember your face in the face mngingatkanku my day .. really .. pliharaanku animals that had died.

54. How could you .. I call and you do not answer, I was you did not reply sms, you evil basis. ok ... apparently I realize now that pulsaku now depleted and must be completed first.

55. A mosquito asked his daughter
Mosquitoes: "How it feels son learn to fly?"
Children Mosquito: "Delicious mak ... cool ...!"
Mosquitoes: "How can so ..?"
Children Mosquito: "Well, each to fly people in applause, Mak ...

If you want to shine like the sun, the first thing you should do is burn it seems "

"Any heavy work will be felt light if we do not do it"

"Failure is success delayed and delayed lie is honesty"

"Look at the sky to see the greatness of God, look at the sea to see the grace of God, and look at the mirror to see the curse of God"

"Best friend is money, because the money will come companions"

"Jik Aada person who called you ugly, then do not despair because it is not necessarily the person is telling a lie"

"Money can not buy happiness, but having money would be happier than to not have"

"Dream what you want to dream, be what you want. Because it could be that it is just a dream "

"Be yourself, if you are ugly then give thanks ugliness yourself"

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but many people also who do not want to die"
"My God, if he is not Daya, please eliminate the word NOT of this life"

"Love is not going to disappear despite our distance from each other. But missing it is pulsaku that always and continues to call you "

"Said the old man earlier times, do not marry a woman compatriot. But marry with only one woman only "

"The main thing to look for a husband is to find people who have a personality. Private cars and private homes "

"The lovely lady is not a guarantee for a happy life and fun, especially the ugly"

"There are three kinds of love that will not be exhausted. Love of God to his people, the love of parents to their children, and the latter is Cinta Fitri "

"When riding your bike handles well with me, if you fall later I thought litter again"

"Judging from the line of the face, let alone evil auras. Aura love was lost with beauty "

"Every time I remember, I even miss you. To release the flavor missed it, it will hug doll this monyetku "

"Every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every week, every month and every year I will never change, because I'm not a Power Ranger"

Wise people obey the tax, the tax dining evil, crazy people engga the invite.

Elephant ivory dead leaves.
Tiger stripes dead leaves.
Man dies leaving a credit card debt

little talk much bekerja.sedikit work can not talk.

If you do not have sex until the peak.
It is recommended you do not have sex on holidays, because peak traffic jams.

If I recall far. If close to hug me.
Dikala you sad chant my name.
Dikala wipe your tears you cry.
And remember me. Because I, the seller tissue.

No men no women
No women no love
No love no children
No children no school
No school no homework
No homework no problem

RELATIVE pretty, ugly it ABSOLUT

If you have not menemkan jobs that match your talents,
bakatilah whatever your job now.
If necessary, register yourself in Indonesia Looking for Talent.
You will appear as bright as a talented though not talented. Have a good fight.

money is not everything.
Still there Mastercard and Visa.

we should love animals.
They taste delicious.

practice makes us to be perfect,
but no man is perfect,
so why should we painstakingly practice?

learn to make us smart
Pinter made us successful
success make us rich
we create a rich snob
arrogant in hate by god
So we WORRY GA LEARN !! ..

beautiful woman is not a guarantee of our life fun
especially ugly.

the future was how later
future it later how
become confused

Look at the sky to see the greatness of God. Look at the sea to recognize the power of God. Look at the mirror to understand the meaning of God's curse.

Money is not everything, remember now its time ngetrend Master Card, Visa and ATM.

If someone calls you ugly, It is no despair, not necessarily the person is telling a lie.

Beautiful woman is not a guarantee for a happy life and fun, especially the ugly.

many learned many forget, learn a little bit forgotten, did not learn not to forget

learn to make us smart
Pinter made us successful
success make us rich
we create a rich snob
arrogant in hate by god
So we WORRY GA LEARN !! ..

Many memorized = Many Lost
Little memorized = Little Lost
so mending, Ga memorized = Ga da yg Forgotten

lern that use the book, the book of paper, paper from wood ..
Let us support the anti-global warming by not lern to use the book, .. wkwkw

beautiful woman is not a guarantee of our life fun
especially the ugly ....

"There Guns Beautiful Cewe The Singles"
"There Guns Singles Cewe The Beautiful"

It's pretty relevant
but
Ugly is ABSOLUTE!

ga learn ya stupid,,,
if successful ga ya stupid,,
kalo ga ya poor success,, if yes abject poor,,
if yes in hate god despicable human dn,,
that is why, study ,,,

beautiful relative
depending on the location of the camera and light intensity

cewek2 if looking for the tough guy of his HEART
Property and property

beautiful cw co ga always see from the look of it, but from his personality.
PERSONAL cars, villas PERSONAL, PRIVATE plane !!

love is blind
blind eye
eyes round
round the egg
The egg yolk
yellow e'ee
means, love itue'ee

Many read jd much confused,
Many confused jd many questions,
Many people asked jd ngesein,
conclusion: Many people read Ngeselin sn!

"learned so smart"
"so smart work"
"work so rich"
"rich so stingy"
"stingy go to hell"
"why do we learn?"

"MONEY IS NOT NOT SEGALA2NYA ...
"SEGALA2NYA BUT NEED MONEY ... '

failure is delayed success.
so
lie is honesty delayed.

embarrassed to ask astray on the road, too many questions = embarrassing.

lie is honesty delayed.

money can not buy happiness, but had no money happier than not have.

As clever-clever store Young Wife, Old eventually also.

Exercise brings perfection, but no one is perfect, so doing exercise?

Same lightweight portable, which brought heavy elu.

Successful indeed are the singles, because they can enjoy the live broadcast of English league football every night of the week.

True friends always shared, if I were the sea, you become a fish, I became so you beetle flower, I became the sun you so earth, if I so Tarzan, you want to be a monkey?

sincere love. . . .
dare to fly Although tau will fall. . ,
dare to hope though tau will be disappointed. . .
dare to love in spite of tau will hurt. .
and courage to sacrifice even though tau would be futile. .

Love is blind, blind dark, dark cool, then if making love in the dark to ajah, more cool.

True love is a love that does not need a reason. Dingle ajah like no reason.

Women are often drunk and make a night out does not fit his wife, said Mario firm. what if the man and happy drunken night out? they can continue to be a husband. why? because Mario steadfast man.

Happiness is on you, therefore, not to keep track of happiness in others.

Namely that a good friend of friend who can land a punch on your cheek to wake you.

Accepting an invitation for someone to dating the drug to eliminate doubts.

Not only all his money, but everything-all need money.

Not only all his money kept there mastercard and visa.

Love your neighbor as you love your wife, but be careful not to get caught-in-law or wife, can-can in slap.

Money can not buy happiness, but it does have money happier than not having

As clever-clever save young wife, after the old well.

You can not lie to your own heart, but you certainly can lie to your girlfriend.

Stop looking for a perfect reply. Simply search for people who have money, cars and houses.

Do not change just because someone wants to be loved, just wear masks only.

stop complaining, because the person next to you more happy you menggalau than complain.

Try to look on the side that is not visible. If it remains invisible, try to turn on the lights.

Think much you want, but do not eat as much as you think.

Betrayal is like gost, came uninvited, and hard to be asked to leave.