Who is the King of the Forest

One morning feeling very ferocious lion. He was headed to a spot monkeys swinging in the trees and roaring, "Who is the king of this jungle?"

With the fear of monkeys down from the tree, look into lions and stammered, "... you sir Wh..wh Lion .."

A few minutes later, the lion came at the residence of the boar. He stopped in front of a boar and asked, "Who is the most fierce in this forest?"

Wild boar hide his face on the ground and whispered, "Of course you, King Lion .."

It goes on all morning with some of the animals in the forest. Lion finally come to an elephant 80 years.

He poked the back of an elephant, "Who is the king of this jungle? Who owns this place? !!"

With elephant trunk wrapped around the stomach lion. He raised the lion was 12 feet in the air and slammed his head into the ground. After that, he slammed into a tree lion on the right and then to the other tree on the left. Finally, the elephant swinging his trunk and threw the lion 35 feet away where the lion landed in the thorns.

When the elephants began to walk slowly down the path, waving lion legs and yelled, "Just because you do not know the answer, you do not have to be like that!"

Food Lion at the Zoo

A man started a new job at the zoo . He was given his first assignment by the owner of the zoo - to clean up a large tropical fish tank , which contains many exotic species .

While lifting some gravel from the tank with a shovel , he accidentally hit one of the fish and kill him . Worried about losing his job for this mistake , he decided to hide the evidence . He took the fish and give to the lions because lions eat anything .

Owner zoo did not see the fish is lost and give that person a new job - to clean the dirt chimpanzees . He was in the middle of the cleaning process when two chimpanzees were approaching , in an attempt to drive them away , people were hit with a shovel , which ended up making two chimpanzees were killed . In his panic he decided to hide the evidence and poor chimp throwing to the lions because lions eat anything .

Owner zoo was pleased with the work and as a final project for the day he asked her to collect honey from the honeycomb zoo . He was trying hard to do this without disturbing the bees , but some angry bee and sting her . He grabbed a shovel and turning it on its head , hit and killed several dozen bees . Plagued with guilt , he gives the bees have to lions because lions eat anything .

The next day , a lion had just arrived at the zoo . He asked the people there , " How is the food here ? "

One of the old lion in the zoo said , " Oh , good . Just yesterday we were treated to fish , bees chimpanzees and mushy . "

Bear Hunting Season

Bear Hunting Season

There are 2 hunters bear sitting at their cabin on ne night before the hunt. They brag about their last hunt.

Youth guard cabin listening and joining in and said, "you seem to appear quite difficult to catch the bear .."

They all laughed and said, "It's hard? Do you think you can catch one?"

The young man said, "I can go out and give you two tails if you want to flay them, and I'll bet $ 100.00."

They agreed and the young guard's cabin went into the woods in the dark of night.

Soon he saw a large bear; He waved his hand and started screaming. Big bear was chasing the boy and the boy started to run toward the cabin. When he got near the cabin he started yelling, "Open the door !! Open the door !!"

The hunters had looked out and saw a bear chasing the boy. When the young man had reached the door, he dodge to the side and bear it into the cabin. Youth who are still outside the immediate shut and locked the door, and shouted,

"Okay, this new one, please skinned him. I'm going to go out looking for a longer .."